How to pick up a pirate September 20, 2007

Yesterday marked the “International Talk Like A Pirate” – Day. Our Lifecruiser Cyber Cruise took us to Tortuga – we met a bunch of handsome pirates. I´m not sure if I had a grog-effected hallucination… but I could swear I met Captain Jack Sparrow. We flirted lots, so today I´ll bring you:

13 pirate pick-up lines

– sponsored by talk like a pirate

For the guys:

1.) Come on up and see me urchins.

2.) Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

3.) I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

4.) Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

5.) Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

6.) Well blow me down?

7.) Prepare to be boarded.

For the ladies:

8.) Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

9.) C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

10.) I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

11.) That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

12.) Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

13.) You. Pants Off. Now!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by, me mateys!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

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