Yesterday marked the “International Talk Like A Pirate” – Day. Our Lifecruiser Cyber Cruise took us to Tortuga – we met a bunch of handsome pirates. I´m not sure if I had a grog-effected hallucination… but I could swear I met Captain Jack Sparrow. We flirted lots, so today I´ll bring you:
For the guys:
1.) Come on up and see me urchins.
2.) Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
3.) I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
4.) Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
5.) Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
6.) Well blow me down?
7.) Prepare to be boarded.
For the ladies:
8.) Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”
9.) C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
10.) I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!
11.) That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
12.) Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
13.) You. Pants Off. Now!
Happy TT and thanks for stopping by, me mateys!
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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You rock! I suck! January 12, 2008
Bwahahahaaaa! Thank you all so much for your comments, great advices and tips on my last bloggie “Bad Hair Days” – for those who didn´t join our girlie (+ 3 “not so girlie” guys) coffee klatch discussion:
I was sure if I should cut my hair or… NOT – so I decided to take the direct road and cry for help! Help absolutely looks like…
The problem is, my hair is soooo straight, when it’s short, I really need to style it in some way or it looks horrible. The cut just lays their, flat and limp. So I discovered that long is best since I can pin it up, put it in a ponytail, braid it, etc., or just let it lie straight.
It depends on how much time you want to fuss with your hair, how cooperative your hair is, and how much maintenance you want to do (cutting often, color upkeep, etc.)
Good luck deciding! Whatever you decide, it WILL grow out, you know. Nothing is permanent.
8/1/08 3:07 PM
Good luck with whatever you decide
8/1/08 3:16 PM
Sanni: Ooooh, those dancing hormones… they tell me to get my hair cut – NOW ! But I bet they´ll also put me into a bad mood when I´ve done it =)
Don’t know about the salons in Germany, but I always feel I could have done a better job cutting my hair with a pair of garden shears after I leave a salon!! LOL
8/1/08 4:26 PM
8/1/08 4:36 PM
Sanni: Thanks, Rambler – I´m a proud pregnant mommy-to-be with bad hair days. Be jolly you don´t know anythink about this =)
You would look awesome in everything!
8/1/08 5:09 PM
Sanni: Tack, Captain. I´m blushing… this might draw the attention off my bad hair *grin*
It’s a tough decision regardless of being pregnant or not!! I am letting mine grow because at my age one needs to re-invent the old self
8/1/08 6:40 PM
Sanni: Danke =) – maybe I should let mine grow instead of cutting it? Ohhh, the possibilities!
8/1/08 8:47 PM
Sanni: Sounds like a great idea, doesn´t it? I love the short style, too. Step by step…
I like the look but I hear it is hard to pull off.
My HorT is up.
8/1/08 9:07 PM
Sanni: Thanks for stopping by, Penelope-Anne. Those possibilities are killing me =)
Considering the raging pregnancy hormones, is it possible for a man to have the correct answer to the question?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
I think you look fabulous with the long hair. And I think you would look equally fabulous with the shorter style.
How’s that for some hormonal diplomacy?
8/1/08 11:44 PM
Sanni: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Perfect – absolutely perfect, Trav!
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Amazing Gracie hat gesagt…
- I got mine cut similar to the style you want only a tad longer. I use a flat iron and it is absolutely a breeze to style! I have a little curl in my hair and it straightens right out. Before I had a gastric bypass, my hair was totally straight! I lost a lot of hair and the new stuff grew in wavy! How weird!
I think you could shave your head, a la Sinead O’Connor and still be ravishing!
~~~Blessings~~~
9/1/08 6:38 AM
Sanni: Ooooh, thank you, Gracie! Maybe I can get rid of my curls and waves after the upcoming c-sec??? You look fabulous!
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Skittles hat gesagt…
- I’m going out by myself here and saying go for it! I think it might give you a pick-me-up
9/1/08 8:28 AM
Sanni: That´s exactly what I hope for, Barb =)
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Heart of Rachel hat gesagt…
- Sometimes it’s nice to have a refreshing change. I used to have long hair from grade school to college. I cut it short when I started working and I have always kept my hair short.
9/1/08 1:20 PM
Sanni: … and you look fantastic, Rach. I can´t remember how me and my hair look like when the hair is cut short. *sigh*
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Gill hat gesagt…
- I would say “Go for it!” – it’s just hair, it grows back!!
9/1/08 2:35 PM
Sanni: Hopefully it doesn´t fall out completely after I cut it =)
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katherine. hat gesagt…
- if memory serves the prenatal vitamins made my hair grow even faster than it normally does. So cut it now and it’ll have a head start on growing back if you don’t like it. (pun unintended…smile)
While I personally look really stupid with short hair, some people look great.
10/1/08 3:57 AM
Sanni: I might look like a poodle, Kathrine *grin* – a poodle with fast-growing hair at least.
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Matt-Man hat gesagt…
- While Rhianna is incredibly hot, I did in fact, have to stop the music in spite of her begging of me to do otherwise. Cheers!!
10/1/08 6:14 PM
Sanni: OOOOH – busy as usual, huh? *LOL* Cheers!
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TorAa hat gesagt…
- Haircut?
Follow Homers advice. LOL.
10/1/08 8:38 PM
Sanni: Have you seen Homer´s haircut, Tor? He´s a fashonista =) with great advice!
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Bond hat gesagt…
- because i also enjoy poking sleeping tigers, i will share with you a ditty I composed while Matt was in the belly…
“She’s got the hormone blues
and i don’t know what to dooooo
one second she is all right
and then my baby wants to fight
she got them dirty rotten hormone blues….”
runs very quickly before I am attacked….
11/1/08 8:22 PM
Sanni: Bwahahahahaaa! That´s the comment of the week, Vinny! Abso-cracking-me-up-lutely!
See, I still got no clue what to do – but I got great friends out there who support me and my hormones. Thank you!
Of course I´ll post an update if anything happens to my hair *LOL*
xoxoxo,
your little wimp
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.