Shocking Shorts I August 21, 2007

My To-Do-List is at least one mile long and growing – and Luis is a handful today as well – veeeeery crotchety. Teeth No 13 + 14 appear to tout. The little one looks like a red-cheeked hamster. =(

I hope I´ll find time to catch up with your posts a wee bit later, but as I can´t promise to do so, I didn´t play the daily MEMEs today. Hope you don´t mind – I´ll join in again next Turesday.

I didn´t want to leave you with nothing, so I “jibjab”ed myself (and Frank, who doesn´t know (yet) *tee-hee*) for you.

This is part #1 out of 3 Shocking Shorts!

The Charleston

*SMOOCH*

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure… not even close

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WW #29: The menu might be weird… August 15, 2007

Happy WW!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.

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Ways To Really Annoy People August 1, 2007

13 ways to really annoy people

1.) Holler random number when anybody is counting.

2.) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

3.) ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!

4.) only type in lowercase dont use punctuation

5.) Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

6.) Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

7.) Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public places consisting entirely of “beep, beep beep-beep-beep”.

8.) Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, a3 paper, 99 copies.

9.) Forget the pun line to a long joke, but assure them it was a real hoot.

10.) Do not add any inflection to the end of a sentence, and make the impression you will say something more at any moment.

11.) Write the surprise ending on the first page of the library book…

12.) Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

13.) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: What´s this again?
Apu: A napkin, sir.

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