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How to pick up a pirate September 20, 2007

Filed under: CyberCruise, FunStuff, Pirates, T13 — Sanni @ 12:34 am

Yesterday marked the “International Talk Like A Pirate” – Day. Our Lifecruiser Cyber Cruise took us to Tortuga – we met a bunch of handsome pirates. I´m not sure if I had a grog-effected hallucination… but I could swear I met Captain Jack Sparrow. We flirted lots, so today I´ll bring you:

13 pirate pick-up lines
– sponsored by talk like a pirate


For the guys:

1.) Come on up and see me urchins.

2.) Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

3.) I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

4.) Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

5.) Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

6.) Well blow me down?

7.) Prepare to be boarded.


For the ladies:

8.) Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

9.) C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

10.) I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

11.) That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

12.) Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

13.) You. Pants Off. Now!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by, me mateys!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.


 

The Simpsons Movie – Is Smithers gay? August 9, 2007

Filed under: T13, The Simpsons, The Simpsons Movie, movies — Sanni @ 2:14 am


You might already know it – I´m addicted to coffee, shopping (especially shoes *grin*) and I´m a huge Simpson´s fan.

About 2 years ago The Simpsons Movie was announced in Germany (production, etc. ) – now, ages later… we´ve been out to have our yellow moments in feature-length! WOOT!!! Finally!!!

The Simpsons Movie

We´ve had a bunch of fun watching the full-length cartoon movie. My favorite character is Homer – obviously (see our daily moment of Homer J.), followed by Maggie, Bart, Mr Burns and all the other more or less yellow citizens of Springfield, Wherever, U.S.! I also like Waylon Smithers, he assistant of C. Montgomery Burns, lots. Since Smithers and Burns played a short guest part in The Simpson´s Movie, I decided to honor them bit in this TT. Some (gay) friends and me myself have asked ourselves often, if mr Smithers might be gay… Yeah, I know… it´s totally strange to consider about the sexual preferences of anybody, especially of a cartoon character, but we are a kind of strange clique *LOL* and we even investigated, presenting the results proudly *wink*:

13 hints Mr Smithers might be gay…
… and in love with Mr Burns

1.) When Lisa seeks Smithers for help in contacting the inventor of Malibu Stacey, Smithers gets the information from his home computer. When he turns the computer on, the computer screen shows a nude Burns that utters in broken English: “Hello, Smithers. You’re…quite…good…at…turning…me…on.” – plus Waylon owns the largest Malibu Stacey collection.
- Lisa vs Malibu Stacey

2.) When Burns fantasies about Marge, he asks Smithers about that dream where you’re in bed and they fly in through the window. Smithers groans with pleasure, imagining Burns himself flying through his bedroom window. Smithers says, “You’ve been reading my wishbook, sir.”
- Marge Gets a Job

3.)In a flashback, Smithers explains why he “couldn’t keep his marriage together.” In which his wife blames Mr Burns for ruining the relationship
- Secrets of a Successful Marriage

4.)Burns asks Smithers to take off his belt; Smithers replies, “with pleasure, sir.”
- Burns, Baby, Burns

5.)In a restaurant Smithers discovers John, who is an homosexual, eating dinner with the Simpson family, and becomes upset.
Smithers: “So this is your “sick mother”?”
John: “Don’t do this to me, Waylon.”
- Homer´s Phobia

6.)When Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is about to suffer catastrophic meltdown. Burns remarks “I guess there’s nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye.” Smithers asks, “May I, sir?”
- Homer Defined

7.) When a record thrown by Moe hits Smithers in the head, Smithers appears to get excited when he sees the record’s title “It’s raining Men.”
- Fear Of Flying

8.) During the “In the Navy” musical number, Smithers, for some reason, is seen dancing next to the Village People on top of a submarine.
- Simpson Tide

9.) Smithers is “caught on film” leaving a burlesque house. Burns demands an explanation; Smithers replies, “My parents insisted I give it a try.”
- Bart After Dark

10.) When Lisa’s message-rocket breaks into Mr. Burns’s office and lands in his suit, the old man tells Smithers he has “a rocket in my pocket.” Waylon’s knowing reply: “You don’t have to tell me, sir.”
- A Litthe Wiggy

11.) When Mr. Burns is shocked at “Hit Man” Hart’s “old man smell” remark, Smithers tells him he has an enchanting musk.
- The Old Man And The Lisa

12.) When Mr. Burns goes through his lunch, he comes across… “One jar of garlic pickles. No one will want to kiss me after these, eh Smithers?” to which Smithers replies “It’s their loss, sir.”
- D´OH-ing In The Wind

13.) In this episode, Smithers basically shows a lot of resentment towards Burns courting Marge’s mother. When Burns asks for help in composing a love letter, Smithers recites “`Darling one, read my words and hear my heart speak of a love soft and undying: a love that will be with you always. Sincerely,’ yatta, yatta, yatta.” Burns asks how he thought it up so fast. Smithers cries, “I sent it to you on your birthday! *sob* Excuse me, I have something in my eye!”
- Lady Bouvier´s Lover

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I’m a boy.
Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up.


 

Ways To Really Annoy People August 1, 2007

Filed under: FunStuff, Humor ???, T13 — Sanni @ 11:08 pm

13 ways to really annoy people

1.) Holler random number when anybody is counting.

2.) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

3.) ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!

4.) only type in lowercase dont use punctuation

5.) Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

6.) Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

7.) Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public places consisting entirely of “beep, beep beep-beep-beep”.

8.) Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, a3 paper, 99 copies.

9.) Forget the pun line to a long joke, but assure them it was a real hoot.

10.) Do not add any inflection to the end of a sentence, and make the impression you will say something more at any moment.

11.) Write the surprise ending on the first page of the library book…

12.) Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

13.) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: What´s this again?
Apu: A napkin, sir.